holding onto you

holding onto you

She likes dragons

She likes dragons

clever

clever

Batman can’t stop thinking about sex

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The best

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One time when I went to a concert,

I got approached after the show near the meet and greet and people were asking for my autograph and to take pictures with them. So I did. Idiots thought I was in the band LOL


7 months ago // 2 notes
gingerbread man

gingerbread man

aladdin and his magic carpet

aladdin and his magic carpet

might as well

might as well

I’d see this movie

I’d see this movie

meant to be

meant to be

that ring is to die for

that ring is to die for

Well I wanted to be you for halloween…

…but I didn’t want seven dicks in my mouth.

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10 months ago // 3 notes
who takes the biggest shit?

who takes the biggest shit?

Vincent Van Gogh

Vincent Van Gogh